Alan Lanes World

Hi people of the internet. It is Alan Lane from the earth. The good people at Formal Shark have given me a bit of the internet.

Sometimes I find email addresses and email people to be my friend. Sometimes I am just me but other times I imagine I got a girlfriend or a wife. It is good to pretend to have friends.

For this email, I pretend I had a wife. A wife is when you win at having a girlfriend and
I emailed the Church as my mum baptised me as a child but she now regrets it.
I wanted to know about UKIPs take on plastic. Mum told me that UKIP is a party that was run

You might also like my podcast called Over and Out.